Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The FA is the governing body equivalent of a black hole | Marina Hyde

It is a total irrelevance how the FA votes in Fifa's contest between Sepp Blatter and Mohamed bin Hammam

Have you been thrilled by the trailers for 2018: Revenge of the Fallen ? the big-budget saga of how the Football Association will handle the forthcoming Fifa presidential election? Wednesday, of course, is the big day, as the FA board decides how to vote in the contest between Sepp Blatter and Mohamed bin Hammam.

We can't be sure until the puff of hot air has emerged from the Wembley chimney, but the indications are they will elect to abstain ? a position of such monumental pluck and principle that it is difficult to put one's finger on the historical parallel. In recent times, you'd perhaps alight on the moment Nick Clegg ? newly installed as Lib Dem leader ? ordered his MPs to abstain from the EU treaty vote. Nick "sat on the fence as a point of principle", as his future cabinet colleague Theresa May neatly summarised, and in retrospect there was the vaguest of warning signs for the Cleggmaniacs, who were not even a glint in the electoral system's eye.

Either way, the 2018 debacle remains self-parodic to the end. Were a satirical playwright to tackle the fiasco, the only way they could up the ante would be to imagine a scenario in which England's ExCo vote for itself had been in doubt, and dependent upon bestowing bribes upon the various factions within the domestic game. In reality, of course, there is no suggestion that alleged vertebrate Geoff Thompson ever wavered in his support. Yet when Lord Triesman claims that the Premier League (whose chairman is Dave Richards) said it would only immediately back the 2018 bid (whose deputy chairman was Dave Richards) if Lord Triesman (whose FA colleague was Dave Richards) backed Game 39, the situation feels some way beyond satire.

All of which might make one question the point of the culture media and sport select committee calling Lord Triesman for an assault on Fifa last week, when its brief is to probe domestic football governance. At first glance, the headline-garnering decision looks the equivalent of a prime minister getting seduced by foreign policy. Bitter recent experience means we're all familiar with the type ? the sort that so enjoys swanking about on the world stage that he ignores the domestic sphere in favour of signing up to Mesopotamian adventures and the like.

But on further consideration, the committee's strategy seems clear: they are disporting themselves like those American Congressional committees which summon eye-catching witnesses, with genuine examples, including Kevin from the Backstreet Boys, being called to discuss mountain-top mining, and Elmo from Sesame Street ? a puppet ? being called to discuss funding of school music programmes. The practice underscores a committee's total impotence, but does get its members' faces on telly a lot.

And so with last week's diversion. The only thing more doomed than the MPs' assault on Zurich ? itself the equivalent of arguing against gravity ? will be their efforts to reform the FA. I suspect they have already divined this, and are gathering rosy headlines while they may.

Certainly, the FA is not a fit and proper organisation to run the game. Indeed, if you set out specifically to design a malfunctioning governing body you really couldn't do it better. The FA is already malfunction as art. Its only creative rival is a 1960 artwork by Jean Tinguely, leading light of the autodestructive movement. Entitled Homage to New York, this was a machine designed to batter itself to bits in the sculpture garden of the city's Museum of Modern Art ? though ultimately it stalled, and required finishing off with an axe. The FA, in contrast, never fails to accomplish self-defeat, be it the 2018 bid, the QPR cock-up, or its institutionalised inability to stand up to the Premier League.

It is the governing body equivalent of a black hole, ineluctably sucking good men and bad into its complete and utter darkness. What happens on the pitch is well within its event horizon, with the FA's energy-consuming properties presumably the reason England can't win against opposition like Algeria. Indeed, perhaps instead of hiring endless lawyers in its search for enlightenment, the FA should enlist some quantum physicists to explain its inescapable uselessness. No doubt events of one sort or another will soon open up a vacancy at its head yet again. In anticipation of that inevitability, may I nominate Stephen Hawking as the only appropriate next chairman. I don't think the Professor would have to deploy many of his brain cells to demonstrate that how the FA votes is a total irrelevance ? and will be for light years.


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FC Porto Vs. Sporting Braga, 2011 UEFA Europa League Final: 1-0 Halftime

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Seven reasons why Sharks vs. Red Wings was Stanley Cup classic

According to the venerable Elias Sports Bureau, the San Jose Sharks' Western Conference semifinal victory over the Detroit Red Wings marked the first time in NHL history that six games in a playoff series were decided by one goal. They were one empty-netter in Game 6 away from it having been all seven.

So you can, in fact, quantify that the Sharks and Red Wings played one of the most thrilling semifinal series in Stanley Cup Playoff history.

Or you can simply listen to Coach Todd McLellan's non-scientific analysis:

"Hell of a series, hell of a game."

Coming up, a look back at seven reasons why San Jose vs. Detroit was an instant classic; from Datsyuk to Jumbo to Thursday night's 3-2 Game 7 win for the black and teal.

Who the [expletive] is Benn Ferriero?

True story: We were at the Irish Channel in D.C. after a Washington Capitals' home game, watching the end of the third period of Game 1. As should be the case in any quality hockey bar or pub, a pool was formed to pick the player who'd score the game-winning goal. We drafted names in several rounds until everyone had their picks and pooled their cash.

Then this happened at 7:03 of overtime:

Turned out no one actually drafted Benn Ferriero of the Sharks.

Seriously. Douglas Murray and Ruslan Salei were picked, but Ferriero wasn't.

Refunds all around.

The Jumbo Effect

The difference for Joe Thornton in this series than in previous postseason: When he didn't hit the score sheet, he wasn't invisible. He made a difference on the forecheck, and especially on defense. He was a presence in a way some of his other well-known teammates (Heatley, Marleau) were not during stretches of the series.

When he did hit the score sheet, it was dramatic. His three assists in Game 3 gave Devin Setoguchi his first playoff hat trick, and Thornton made a hell of a play on the OT winner:

In Game 7, Thornton again found Setoguchi for a first-period power-play goal that gave the Sharks some vital momentum on home ice.

The level of adulation directed at Jumbo from the media and peers was palpable. He's having an MVP-level postseason.

Game 4 and The Comeback

At the time, the Red Wings' roller-coaster Game 4 victory was seen as a dramatic way to stave off elimination.

Perhaps, instead, it was the Hockey Gods calling their shot: If Detroit can blow a 3-0 lead in a game, San Jose can blow one in the series, too.

Nicklas Lidstrom scored two goals with the Wings' playoff life, and potentially his career, hanging in the balance. Zetterberg stepped up. Cleary stepped up. And then, with overtime looming, Darren Helm (!) did this:

That set the comeback in motion, as the Wings would win the third period of Game 5, kick ass in Game 6 and force a dramatic Game 7 that was in question until the final buzzer. They nearly became only the fourth team in NHL history to rally from a 3-0 deficit to win a series.And they fought like hell to nearly pull it off.

A championship effort in the last four games from a locker room that has more than a few rings.

Roenick vs. Marleau

After Game 5, we found out why VERSUS pays Jeremy Roenick, as the former Sharks forward torched his ex-teammate Patrick Marleau's "gutless" performance in Game 5:

After Game 7, we found out why the San Jose Sharks pay Patrick Marleau, as the former Sharks captain scored a goal and played stellar defense in the third period to win the series — and inspire Roenick to heap praise on him after it:

In a series that didn't have many moments of on-ice controversy — headshots, War Room reviews gone awry — Roenick provided a compelling storyline for the final two games. Ultimately, he was the antagonist in Marleau's redemption story.

Mr. Howard and Mr. Hockey

If there's one player in the series whose stock rose immeasurably, it's Detroit goaltender Jimmy Howard.

There were concerns about him being a liability; he wasn't. There were concerns he couldn't be a difference-maker in a game; look at the first 40 minutes of Game 5, and you'll know he can. There were concerns the Sharks could rattle him; even when they were piling more snow on his face than Mr. Plow, Howard remained steady throughout the series.

Well, almost the entire series:

Read Nick Cotsonika's piece for more.

Datsyuk, The Magician

Sometimes we take greatness for granted. Sometimes the conditions have to change for us to appreciate that greatness.

Pavel Datsyuk has been a main cog in the Red Wings' championship machine for a decade. He wins Selke Trophies and Lady Byngs. His dangles pepper YouTube with clips. His subtle and sublime sense of humor amuses us.

But in this series, with the Red Wings facing a formidable foe and series deficit, Datsyuk's incredible play earned the spotlight it was given — especially when a sprained wrist he suffered on a Game 3 slash by Joe Thornton limited him. He was electrifying on every shift, exhibiting a will to win that matched his ridiculous skill-set.

The Best All-Around Player In Hockey is like the Best Pound-for-Pound Fighter In Boxing: Few can make the claim, and there's always going to be a passionate, reasoned debate about the title. Datsyuk's performance in this series makes a case; but there's a gentleman named Sidney Crosby that also makes a compelling one.

Who ya got?

Finally …

Game 7

Not to prolong the boxing metaphor, but the final game of this series was like watching the two best fighters in the world go toe-to-toe. The Sharks and Red Wings brought it: San Jose in the first, Detroit in the second, and then a delirious battle in the final 20 minutes. The kind of hockey where you can't remember the last time you blinked.

It didn't go to overtime, which is probably a good thing, considering the heights of blood pressure for the players and those watching around the world.

The Vancouver Canucks' and Chicago Blackhawks' seven-game first-round series also featured at 3-0 comeback. It definitely had more soap operatic storylines than this. But it also had some unsightly blowout victories that increased the drama but decreased the quality of play.

Not so for the Red Wings and Sharks. Every game was the epitome of what playoff hockey should be: Entertaining, close, intense and with the best athletes in the world elevating their performances to a championship level.

Thanks, boys.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Seven-reasons-why-Sharks-vs-Red-Wings-was-Stanl?urn=nhl-wp4817

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Alex Frolov signs with KHL one year after he should have

Alexander Frolov, seen here canoodling with singer Julia Nachalova at Nellos Restaurant in Manhattan, is leaving the New York Rangers after one underwhelming season. In fact, he's leaving the National Hockey League.

Avangard Omsk of the KHL reported in its website that it's reached a deal with Frolov on a three-year contract. He made $3 million last season with the Rangers and is an unrestricted free agent.

Last summer, Frolov left the Los Angeles Kings, with whom he played from 2002-2010 after being drafted No. 20 overall in 2000. His market value dropped in his final year with the Kings, who demoted Frolov to lower lines and also made him a healthy scratch. When Los Angeles focused on trying to secure Ilya Kovalchuk as a free agent, their time with Fro was over.

His agent compared Frolov's deal with the Rangers to the one Maxim Afinogenov signed with the Atlanta Thrashers in 2009, where he recaptured his offensive swagger with 24 goals before leaving for the KHL. "He made a decision that he will play one more year in the NHL," Sergei Isakov told SovSport regarding Frolov, "and then it will be clearer where he will continue his career."

Yeah, apparently so. Frolov's season ended in January after an ACL tear, but it wasn't much of a season to begin with: He had seven goals and nine assists in 43 games, on pace for a 13-goal season. He was brought on to juice Marian Gaborik's offense. It didn't work out.

So off he goes to the KHL, and the optics are as they've been for other defections: a non-North American player finds his numbers down on the stat sheet and in the contract offers, so he takes his disappointing game back home to be an all-star with a long-term deal.

It should have happened last summer.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Alex-Frolov-signs-with-KHL-one-year-after-he-sho?urn=nhl-wp4732

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Friday, May 13, 2011

Nashville Predators seek Music City reunion with Alex Radulov

In July 2008, Alex Radulov broke his contract with the Nashville Predators and signed with Salavat Yulaev of the KHL. When asked about a potential return to the NHL one day, he said:

"I think that if I play well I will be taken back without any questions. I will be 25. And also, who knows what will happen in 3 years? Maybe our KHL will be so good that there will be no reason to leave?"

Three years later, the Predators are claiming that Radulov can get out of the three-year contract he signed last October ? because, you know, contractual commitments have been so concrete for him in the past ? and they're courting him to return to the NHL next season.

From The Tennessean:

[GM David] Poile said he remains in contact with Radulov's agent, Jay Grossman, but the ball remains in the Russian forward's court. Poile said Radulov talked with assistant GM Paul Fenton on Wednesday and said he could get out of his KHL contract.

Said Poile: "What Paul said to him today was very simply, 'You made lots of money. Is money an issue? You're the leading scorer in the league, your team won a championship. You think you're one of the best players in the world. Are you going to come over to the best league and show that? Or are you going to stay in a secondary league.'"

"Secondary league"? Ouch … Alexander Frolov would totally punch someone for saying that if it meant displaying any sort of physicality or emotion.

Radulov had one more year left on his entry-level deal with the Predators when he defected. Revisit the unparalleled joys of that saga with our Alex Radulov Contradiction Timeline.

The timing is right for the Predators to explore this. Radulov is older. Their dressing room, where he felt ostracized as a younger Russian player, has a different group than in 2008. And, perhaps most importantly, he's exactly the type of player they need on this roster as currently constituted.

The great "what if?" for Nashville in its second-round loss to the Vancouver Canucks was "what if they had that one guy who could create his own offense and score a critical goal?" Radulov isn't a star or an MVP-type; but that's the kind of offense he provides. And now the puck's in his end on whether he'll provide it in the NHL again.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Nashville-Predators-seek-Music-City-reunion-with?urn=nhl-wp4763

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Lack of a retained jockey must make life harder for Aidan O'Brien | Greg Wood

As the Ballydoyle trainer weighs up the chances of his runners in next month's Derby he is also fretting over who will ride them

Chester's May meeting may not have shed a great deal of light on the likely outcome of the Derby next month but it did tell us a good deal about what the Flat season may hold for Aidan O'Brien.

The man from Ballydoyle took the wraps off a potential Oaks winner in Wonder Of Wonders and two older horses with Group One class, St Nicholas Abbey and Await The Dawn. With the immense So You Think and the 2009 Derby runner-up Fame And Glory also in the team, there could be few Group Ones over 10 furlongs or more this summer in which O'Brien does not field the favourite.

Even at this early stage the Derby starts to look like the key race in the trainers' championship. The new Champions' Day at Ascot in October will also be important but, if Henry Cecil's World Domination fails to live up to his billing in the Dante Stakes at York on Thursday, O'Brien will probably replace Cecil as clear favourite for the title.

Regardless of what happens in the Dante, O'Brien's Derby team seems sure to be a large one again. His yard is full of suitably bred colts, the step up in trip may well bring improvement and there is, after all, only one Derby.

But who will ride them? In particular, who will ride the prime contender? O'Brien will surely have a view on the relative merits of his posse and, even if he believes they are closely matched, John Magnier and his ultra-commercial Coolmore Stud operation will have a view on the ideal result in terms of stallion fees. What they will not have is a No1 jockey to put on top of it.

So far O'Brien has stuck firmly to his stated intention to use "the best available" following the departure of Johnny Murtagh as Ballydoyle's retained rider. And it certainly seemed to work well enough at Chester, where Ryan Moore rode all four of O'Brien's winners.

But the sight of Moore steering home a series of winners in Coolmore colours also begged the question of how much longer O'Brien can maintain his "best available" policy.

Moore will, in all probability, ride against these horses next time out and will do so having been given hands-on opportunity to assess both their strengths and, significantly, their weaknesses. When a result can turn on a nose either way, it is quite an advantage to concede to one of the finest riders in the business.

There are many benefits to employing a stable jockey. There is the continuity, the feedback and an ally to share the pressure. But there is also the security that comes from knowing that if he is riding for you, he will not be riding against you. That is a significant difference between this season and 2007, when O'Brien was the champion trainer even though Kieren Fallon, his retained rider, was suspended in Britain.

O'Brien is an exceptional trainer and possibly has a team of horses that could march through the season regardless of who is holding the reins. If so, and he still emerges as champion, it would suggest one of two things: either jockeys do not really make much difference or O'Brien is an even smarter operator than his many fans had imagined.


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Monday, May 9, 2011

Puck Previews: 6 players to watch in Wednesday night’s NHL playoff games

There are three huge Stanley Cup Playoff games on Wednesday night, which you should definitely check out during commercials of "Die Hard" on AMC. Here are six players on whom to focus your attention:

Jimmy Howard, Detroit Red Wings

Keep an eye on Howard for two reasons. First, because he's been the Wings' best player this series, stopping 79 of 83 shots. Second, because "Snowgate" is both the most compelling yet inane controversy of the second round, as the Sharks are accused of intentionally spraying snow in Howard's face during Games 1 and 2 in a move the National Post had the audacity to call "cheeky." Will the Wings counter with a snowblower inside the crease; and if so, will Joe Sakic even think about watching this game?

Douglas Murray, San Jose Sharks

One thing's for certain on Wednesday night: The Red Wings are going to try and crash Antti Niemi's crease and create some traffic. Which means Tomas Holmstrom's rump roast in Niemi's oven in Game 3. Which means it's on Murray to help keep Niemi from being eclipsed, as he told Working the Corners: "When you get guys that are willing to go there and know how to get there and know how to plant themselves, you can't really get into wrestling matches because then you start bothering the goalie. … You've just got to let Nemo handle the first shot and make sure he doesn't get any second whacks at it."

Danny Briere, Philadelphia Flyers

Briere had the game on his stick near the end of Game 2, unable to line up a shot into a gaping net. He has 12 points in his last nine playoff games against the Bruins, and had seven points in four games in Boston during the Flyers' rally in 2010. He's been the catalyst for Philly during much of this postseason, and with Chris Pronger out and Jeff Carter still ailing, they need him in Game 3.

David Krejci, Boston Bruins

Game 2's overtime hero now has five points (three goals, two assists) in two games against the Flyers. Please recall last year's Game 3 against Philly, when Krejci was felled by a Mike Richards hit, dislocating his wrist and costing him his postseason. He's been an offensive engine this round, but the Flyers are going to continue to rough him up.

Alex Semin, Washington Capitals

Alex Ovechkin did some heavy lifting for the Capitals in Game 3 (save for his skating into five Lightning defenders instead of dumping the puck with Michal Neuvirth pulled in the third). His running mate had a helper on Ovi's 5-on-3 power-play goal, but registered just one shot on goal himself in the game. Semin hasn't found the back of the net in his last two games after scoring eight goals total against the Bolts this season. His line, which showed promise, was a non-factor in Game 3. If the Caps are to rally, a strong offensive night from Semin is a good start. If he's invisible, then the Caps go 'poof' too.

Sean Bergenheim, Tampa Bay Lightning

They call him "The Hustler." Five goals in the playoffs and points in six of his last seven playoff games … not bad for a Tampa Bay player that doesn't line up with Marty, Vinny or Stamkos. He's been noticeable in every game, has been helpful on a PK that hasn't yielded a 5-on-4 goal all series and, frankly, has shown more killer instinct than about 90 percent of his opponents.

Source: http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Puck-Previews-6-players-to-watch-in-Wednesday-n?urn=nhl-wp4156

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Sunday, May 8, 2011

How Lightning fan outwitted petty HOA over playoff sign

Steven Paul, 28, is a Tampa Bay Lightning season ticket holder who's justifiably excited with his team in the Eastern Conference finals, eight wins away from the Stanley Cup.

Like many other Bolts supporters, he flaunted that enthusiasm within his community. That is, until his Home Owner's Association crushed his freedom of expression like an over-reactive parent.

But Steven Paul is a hockey fan, which means he's both incredibly cynical and incredibly stubborn about his passions. So he got a little creative in his battle with the draconian rules of his neighborhood HOA ? and appears to have won.

Back in April, before the Lightning defeated the Pittsburgh Penguins and Washington Capitals in the Eastern Conference playoffs, Paul decided he wanted to make his neighbors aware of his fervor for the team.

When the Lightning clinched a playoff spot, they gave fans a playoff preparation package that included a T-shirt, stickers and a sign made for display on one's front yard, like a political placard.

Paul placed his white "GO BOLTS" sign on his lawn on a Saturday.

On Wednesday of the following week, he received this from his HOA:

"Whoever it is that has too much time on their hands took a picture on Monday, turned it in and then I got the letter that said, 'No signs allowed except for security signs,'" said Paul, who shared the story and the letter with the Reddit hockey community, where he's an active member.

His HOA limits lawn signs to ones that provide free advertising for alert others that the house is protected by some kind of alarm system or security service.

"I was pissed. I was infuriated," recalled Paul, "and then I was like, 'OK, fine. If we can only have security signs, then I'll make it a security sign."

Which he did:

A few days later, his wife was at home when something caught her eye outside the house. It was a woman with a camera, taking a photo of the new sign, ostensibly for more HOA tattling.

Meanwhile, Paul was getting proactive with the HOA after their cease and desist letter, writing a letter of his own.

"I asked them if they had any community support. Tampa made the playoffs for the first time in years. Obviously, it's not a permanent sign in my yard, it's just a way to support the team," he said. "Don't they have anything better to do with my HOA fees?"

After transforming his sign into "GO BOLTS SECURITY," he hasn't gotten a second notice ? yet. The HOA told Paul they'll discuss the matter further at an upcoming meeting.

Then Paul decided to get really proactive. Inside the bag of Lightning swag was a large blue Tampa Bay flag. He checked the HOA bylaws about hanging flags on houses, and found no restrictions.

So up it went on his garage:

"Honestly, I think the flag looks worse than the lawn sign," he said, "but I'm gonna hang it up there until we're done."

An engineer for the NOAA Hurricane Hunters (Ed. Note: Awesome), Paul is waiting to see if there's any further pushback from the HOA, while wondering if his sport of choice is part of the victimization.

"If this was the Rays or if this was the Bucs, would this even be an issue?" he asked.

Whether or not he'll need to get creative again, the good news for Paul and thousands of other Lightning fans is that there's at least another round of playoff hockey in which to express their enthusiasm ? no matter if "the man" says otherwise.

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